Auto hearse just came and picked up poor old Prizm. She’s on her way across that auto rainbow bridge, in hopes of one day becoming a coffeepot in China.
Taking the truck to make it legal tomorrow. Still need reliable transportation.
Truck, whose name is Tonto, got in with a gang of renegade Pontiacs last year after I made it drink some of that 35-mph Arkansas gas and then ran it dry (not my fault if the damn gas gauge doesn’t work) and now it occasionally and randomly abandons me on some godforsaken patch of the lone prairie – not often, usually just when I forget about it and go off somewhere in a carefree manor. So, I repeat, still looking for ReLIABLE transportation. And did I say good gas mileage. Working gas gauge. Cheap. Working heat/ac. Maybe a radio, if it wouldn’t be asking too much. If you spot it out somewhere looking affordable and lonesome, let me know. Thanks. You’re a pal.
Listen to or read the narrative of the latest installment of the classic Ozarks commentary by beloved Ozarks singer and storyteller Marideth Sisco, host of the long-running series, These Ozarks Hills.
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Marideth, this is hilarious and funny. Can it be both? The right vehicular device will surely come along soon.
I would love to live in a carefree manor – not one that is too big – just a country estate.
Marideth,
Just for yuks I Googled to see if there is any place that gives away cars and…of course there is! I don’t know if it is something you want to pursue but I’m sure you could tell the winning story.
http://www.freecharitycars.org/
Marie